• shirts actually designed for girls with larger chests • plus size clothing ACTUALLY intended to accommodate plus size people not just scaled up littler clothing • clothes for tall people that won’t ride up • pants for people with no butts • cute bras in bigger sizes •the fashion industry’s understanding that there’s lots of body types and every body type deserves to feel good in the clothes they wear
judgmental farmer: why the heck did ya name yer dang horse Mayo, son?
my horse Mayo: *neighs*
What the fuck?
well pardner, I named my horse Mayo because horses are inclined to neigh, and “Mayo neighs” sounds like “mayonnaise” which is my favorite condiment. this kind of complex humor is hard work but so is farmin’, and I get a good chuckle out of it. that’s just the kinda farmer I am